About Jade

I read the sky. Then I tell it to you straight.

I’ve been reading charts for 14 years. I translate what the planets are doing into plain English, so you know why life feels weird and what to do about it.

My story

Chemist. Marketer. Astrologer the whole time.

Astrology has been with me through every job I’ve had. My career alongside it has transitioned from organic chemistry to digital marketing in an agency setting, and now I run multiple businesses from the comfort of my couch.

That mix is why my readings feel different. The science side of me wants exact data, so every reading starts with your real birth date, time, and city. The marketing side of me hates BS, so you get clear dates and plain words, not vague vibes.

I live what I teach, too. I time my own launches and big life moves to the planets. In 2020 I moved to Transylvania, and I still don’t speak Romanian. The planets, though? Fluent.

Ready to see what your chart says?

Love, money, or your whole year ahead. Pick a reading and I’ll write it for your exact chart.